NOUVEAU VELO - a scent by ASCENT

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Do you remember the feeling of getting a new bike? That alluring smell of chain lube and fresh rubber, and how you told your buddies that this new bike was definitely faster?

Now, experience this sensation all over again with Nouveau Velo, a scent by ASCENT. By distilling the essence of unsold new bikes sitting on warehouse floors, and mixing in the tears of the riders you dropped on the way to the start line, we have replicated the jubilation and exhilaration of getting a new bike, without breaking the bank or risking the relationship with your partner.

Just one spray will make your bike feel all new again. Careful though - if you get any on yourself, it won't just be your bike that your buddies will lay their eyes on.

Get your bottle at just $69.42 here: https://www.ascent-bikes.com/nouveauvelo

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!
Obviously we aren't making perfumes, just thought this would bring you a laugh or two. :)

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QX
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Ascent Bikes

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