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Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:30 am
by gramsqueen
My Girlfriend left because I bike too much and didn't have enough time to keep up with our long distance relationship. πŸ˜”

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:30 am
by gramsqueen
And then this:

In my feelings for the whole 8 hours at work today boys

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:30 am
by Weenie

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:32 am
by TonyM
This is a sign! Your next girlfriend has to be a cyclist!!

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:16 am
by ms6073
It is times like this when it is best to remember some of the reasons why bikes are better than women.
  • Your bike won't sulk if you don't pay attention to it
  • Your bike won't get mad if you ride another bike
  • Your bike won't ask if the tires make it look fat
  • Your bike can kill you quick, a women will take her time

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 5:42 am
by TonyM

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:31 pm
by mdeth1313
Sure, blame it on the bike. Last time I checked that kind of relationship involved 2 people. You had choices, she had choices.

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 1:36 pm
by Juanmoretime
Life is about balance. I’m a husband, father, grandfather and I work a demanding job and will toss in home owner too. Sometimes these things cause compromise to make it work. I do make it work. Sometimes time I would like to spend time on the bike gets replaced with short intense sessions with just enough long rides in to have me about as fit as I can get. While I do race I prefer to train more than racing, It’s living my life like that that has gotten me thru 34 years of marriage and maintaining being a cyclist.

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:40 am
by kbbpll
Long distance relationship? I hate to say it, but "you ride too much" is code for "I'm seeing somebody else".

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:06 am
by tonytourist
Bianchi10 and dudemanppl suffered a similar fate :cry: :cry:
Oh wait, the problem is they didn't bike ENOUGH! :lol: :lol:

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:44 pm
by ghisallo2003
Sorry to hear that. We have all lost girlfriends we liked. Go out with your mates and be distracted.

Then get a different one.

Keep your bike in the bedroom and turbo in the living room to ensure that expectations are right.

One will stick.

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:28 pm
by kode54
I ride early enough that by the time i get back home, nobody knows i even went out. problem is, i just can't stay up late enough if i need to.

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:51 pm
by chunky666
You need one of what i've got :thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

ImageUntitled by chunkytfg, on Flickr

Only problem is all bike upgrade have to bought twice. Once for my bike and second for hers!!

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 9:24 pm
by Leviathan
chunky666 wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:51 pm
You need one of what i've got :thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

ImageUntitled by chunkytfg, on Flickr
Its only a bloody cervelo. :noidea:

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:02 am
by robertbb
:lol:

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 3:22 am
by ms6073
chunky666 wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:51 pm
Only problem is all bike upgrade have to bought twice. Once for my bike and second for hers!!
Same here. Except for handlebars and saddle, wife rides the same equipment as I ride!

Re: Biking Lost Me My Girlfriend

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 3:22 am
by Weenie