Weight Weenies

My Girlfriend left because I bike too much and didn't have enough time to keep up with our long distance relationship.

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And then this:

In my feelings for the whole 8 hours at work today boys

This is a sign! Your next girlfriend has to be a cyclist!!

It is times like this when it is best to remember some of the reasons why bikes are better than women.

• Your bike won't sulk if you don't pay attention to it

• Your bike won't get mad if you ride another bike

• Your bike won't ask if the tires make it look fat

• Your bike can kill you quick, a women will take her time

Sure, blame it on the bike. Last time I checked that kind of relationship involved 2 people. You had choices, she had choices.

Long distance relationship? I hate to say it, but "you ride too much" is code for "I'm seeing somebody else".

Bianchi10 and dudemanppl suffered a similar fate
Oh wait, the problem is they didn't bike ENOUGH!

Sorry to hear that. We have all lost girlfriends we liked. Go out with your mates and be distracted.

Then get a different one.

Keep your bike in the bedroom and turbo in the living room to ensure that expectations are right.

One will stick.

I ride early enough that by the time i get back home, nobody knows i even went out. problem is, i just can't stay up late enough if i need to.

You need one of what i've got

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Only problem is all bike upgrade have to bought twice. Once for my bike and second for hers!!

chunky666 wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:51 pm

You need one of what i've got

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Its only a bloody cervelo.

chunky666 wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:51 pm

Only problem is all bike upgrade have to bought twice. Once for my bike and second for hers!!

Same here. Except for handlebars and saddle, wife rides the same equipment as I ride!

Some of my family ask me why I spend so much time on the bike, but it's simple. It's the same as putting on your oxygen mask first in the event of aircraft depressurization. Unless I'm physically and mentally healthy I'm not going to be be a good husband or father.

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