April fool's cycling jokes

[Stefano]

Post your best! I found these:

http://velonews.competitor.com/2015/04/ ... ake_365127

http://velonews.competitor.com/2015/04/ ... sha_365133

[spdntrxi]

wahoo fitness plugger

The Wahoo Fitness PLUGGR is the first ever Bluetooth 4.0 enabled suppository motion sensor. It can measure and track your heart rate, motion, body temperature, and digestive regularity.

Features include:
Health metrics sent directly to your smart phone via Bluetooth 4.0 technology.
Measure digestive health by tracking the frequency, severity, and composition of bowel movements. No more dehydration or constipation!
Vibration alerts and electrical stimulus for call, email, and text notification. Reduce the risk of your phone falling in the toilet on bathroom breaks!
Special "race mode" featuring BCU (bowel control unit) for pre-race load lightening and race emergency control response.
Get the Wahoo PLUGGR today and enjoy full body tracking in a sleek, soft form!*

[Stefano]

^^ Hahahaha love it!!

Repost from PRO cycling thread:

[bikerjulio]

Jeremy Clarkson has seen the environmental light after the trauma of being sacked

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/apr/01/jeremy-clarkson-joins-guardian-drive-for-fossil-fuel-divestment

[Stefano]

"Mud tunnel"

http://www.bikerumor.com/2015/04/01/ind ... -the-same/

"future-proof hubs"

http://www.bikerumor.com/2015/04/01/hop ... roof-hubs/

"Interbike snow fat-bike test track"

http://www.bikerumor.com/2015/04/01/fat ... est-track/

[bfno]

Pearl Izumi CO2 holster for 50 cartidges, enough to fill two fat bike tires to 12 PSI

[Stefano]

"Monument, by Fabian Cancellara"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ2RAxV7HNw

http://velonews.competitor.com/2015/04/ ... ure_365131

http://velonews.competitor.com/2015/04/ ... uct_365163

[djconnel]

Mine was here

[Stefano]

New year, new jokes!!

Push "OVO" Metric conversion kit!
http://www.bikerumor.com/2016/04/01/pus ... ore-125876

Chainring bolt PM!
http://www.bikerumor.com/2016/04/01/bik ... ore-125855

Post what you find!!

[Stefano]

Dan Lloyd back to pro cycling??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZxv6Zn ... e=youtu.be

[scotty]

I'm pretty sure this Jersey is an April fool.. if not it should be.

http://www.rapha.cc/eu/en/shop/pro-team ... duct/RIJ01

[Stefano]

Showers Pass "Tech-Diaper"
http://www.bikerumor.com/2016/04/01/sho ... rotection/

Silca ultimate power pump
http://www.bikerumor.com/2016/04/01/sil ... le-system/

Ruckus composites anti-squat suspension
http://www.bikerumor.com/2016/04/01/rid ... ore-125935

Kogel Bearings Hand-up technology
http://www.bikerumor.com/2016/04/01/kog ... ty-system/

Quintuple TT bike
http://www.bikerumor.com/2016/04/01/fir ... ube-frame/

[nohands]

Daniel LLoyd Joins Team Dimension Data
http://africasteam.com/2016/04/01/team-dimension-data-for-qhubeka-welcomes-dan-lloyd/

[Nefarious86]

New everesting style challenge

http://gplama.blogspot.com.au/2016/04/t ... s.html?m=1

[Roel W]

Garmin had a April 1st fool for me: went out for a ride and can't find an activity file of it on my Edge 800 device.
Not funny at all.