Bikes are sexy?

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artray
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by artray

How can a bike be sexy? It's a bike! Not something I ever want to get intimate with .Yet we always get threads where people say this bike is sexy. Do any of you out there call your bike a girls name or boys if you swing the other way. For instance when your riding down a fast hill do you say "steady there susie , not too fast" A bike can be beautiful but I don't want to sleep with it or do any funny buisness.
It always sounds a bit weird to me. Perhaps there are a few who spend to much time in the shed alone.
I say no to sexy bikes.
:lol:

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53x12
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by 53x12

It is a figure of speech. Don't take it so seriously.
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artray
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by artray

:lol:

chipomarc
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by chipomarc

This is why we have so many fat dentist type guys riding today.
Lets go back to lugged steel, 39x21, and non index and weed out these golfers.

BobSantini
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by BobSantini

Well my bike is a, well, 'bike'. She's a great ride and I call her "Honey".
She's a tease though. It's high time I got her one of those saddles with a vagina.
Maybe we could make little bikelets with bionic shifting.
r o y g b i v

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by sleepingmenace

I've had complete strangers tell me that my TT bike was sexy... in fact had one rather attractive Latin looking lady describe it as 'sexy as hell'... unfortunately none of these nice people have ever used the same words when describing yours truly.... :(
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milkbaby
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by milkbaby

sleepingmenace wrote:I've had complete strangers tell me that my TT bike was sexy... in fact had one rather attractive Latin looking lady describe it as 'sexy as hell'... unfortunately none of these nice people have ever used the same words when describing yours truly.... :(


That is a sad story... but not quite as sad as what bob wrote above your post... :shock:

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sleepingmenace
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by sleepingmenace

Admittedly, Bobs post did take a few steps over the funny/disturbing line and well into the 'is-this-person-safe-to-have-out-on-our-streets' territory. .. made me feel much better about not being 'sexy as hell'...
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ghisallo2003
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by ghisallo2003

I have an old girlfriend who used to find the fluted top tube of my Steel Colnago Technos genuinely erotic !

Mmm those were the days.

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Wingnut
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by Wingnut

I know which one I think is sexy...you make your choice?

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Illuminate
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by Illuminate

Wingnut wrote:I know which one I think is sexy...you make your choice?

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Original Shamals shod with Veloflex....drools.

racermech
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by racermech

Not sexy, The saddle is not period correct.

milkbaby
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by milkbaby

racermech wrote:Not sexy, The saddle is not period correct.


ROFL!

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speedwobbles
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by speedwobbles

goddamn that was funny

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