J-Nice, your suggestions as hilarious as they are the absolute worst I've seen! I mean, if this was a grand tour, you'd be like a Lantern Rouge.
GOod stuff though.
I genuinely believe AX isn't joking around. AX wouldn't just have the FWB crew show off prototypes and not putting them into production just for you. I spoke with Axel about cranks before their inception and now that I saw the result, I believe it's only a matter of time before they become available.
AX Lightness "Epeius/Epeios
" cranks. Epeius was a king of the Epeians of Elis. At the moment it's certainly king of less-mass cranks.
cranks could sound cool.
In classical mythology, Dionysus or Dionysos (pronounced /ˌdaɪ.ɵˈnaɪsəs/; Greek: Διόνυσος or Διώνυσος) is the god of wine, the inspirer of ritual madness and ecstasy, and a major figure of Greek mythology, and one of the twelve Olympians, among whom Greek mythology treated as a late arrival. The geographical origins of his cult were unknown to the classical Greeks, but all myths depicted him as having "foreign" origins; Dionysus is typical of the god of the epiphany, "the god that comes". (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dionysus )
cranks, a reference that they're out of this world.
Then lastly, Atlas
cranks, they are a load bearing cranks transferring the loads of the rider.
These were some of my humble suggestions.
I sure hope they don't have an outrageous Q-factor e.g. like the 150+ mm on the Clavi's, so I could actually try these to-be-named cranks [in 175mm] and not of a certainty dislike them.