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Shrunken Junk (cold pool dick)

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:18 am
by Chocolate Milk
Does anyone else get this after riding? I'm not cold, and I never feel any numbness down there, during the ride or after, but since the size of that organ is determined entirely by how much blood it's receiving at any given time, this leads me to believe that the phenomenon may have something to do with my saddle choice... thoughts?

And yes, by the time I get out of my post ride shower, everything has returned to it's normal size...

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:48 am
by MaestroXC
This happens pretty much anytime you're exercising vigorously, it's also exacerbated by cold temperatures.

Blood is flowing to your major muscle groups, not to your genitals. It's fairly normal, as far as I know. If you don't suffer any numbness or pain, I think you're fine.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:48 am
by Weenie

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Re: Shrunken Junk (cold pool dick)

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:56 am
by swinter
Chocolate Milk wrote:Does anyone else get this after riding? I'm not cold, and I never feel any numbness down there, during the ride or after, but since the size of that organ is determined entirely by how much blood it's receiving at any given time, this leads me to believe that the phenomenon may have something to do with my saddle choice... thoughts?

And yes, by the time I get out of my post ride shower, everything has returned to it's normal size...


How cold is it when this happens?

Sometimes on a really cold ride, the testicles retract right into the body cavity. (They always return, however.)

Try stuffing a nice warm, wool sock down there when you ride in the cold. (In the front; you don't want to be sitting on it.) It'll help.

Re: Shrunken Junk (cold pool dick)

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:11 am
by safety_last
swinter wrote:Try stuffing a nice warm, wool sock down there when you ride in the cold. (In the front; you don't want to be sitting on it.) It'll help.


Nice idea... but with a sock in your shorts what kind of looks do you get from motorists. I would hate to get pulled over for indecency.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:22 am
by Warblade
The only man without this problem is Tom Boonen.

Re: Shrunken Junk (cold pool dick)

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:54 am
by swinter
safety_last wrote:Nice idea... but with a sock in your shorts what kind of looks do you get from motorists. I would hate to get pulled over for indecency.


Well, you keep your organ in the shorts with the sock. . . . :shock:

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:21 am
by musanoadsaba
warblade wrote: The only man without this problem is Tom Boonen.





and mario

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:13 am
by Mario Jr.
musanoadsaba wrote:warblade wrote: The only man without this problem is Tom Boonen.





and mario


Thanks! :oops:

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:52 pm
by TheBugMan
This thread is useless without pics!

EDIT: I feel for you man! Have the same problem even in the summer. My junk gets so small the GF laughs at it and needs to search through the pubs just to find little Girth Brooks.

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:35 am
by Mr.Gib
TheBugMan wrote:This thread is useless without pics!

EDIT: I feel for you man! Have the same problem even in the summer. My junk gets so small the GF laughs at it and needs to search through the pubs just to find little Girth Brooks.


Yeah pic and weights. This is weightweenies afterall.

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:35 am
by Weenie

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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:42 pm
by rustychain
This is the first sign. If it continues it will become inverted. Soon you will grow breasts and have the need to share your feelings. :shock: