It turns out that the "expert" assembly includes facing the bottom bracket. The minimum wage teenager turns toward the bike, faces the bottom bracket, then's like, dude, I faced the bottom bracket, and the crank is like already put together, now can I face the break room, so that I can like see MTV, cuz like that bike's totally put together.

I'm still waiting for a Pez review http://weightweenies.starbike.com/forum ... c&start=24