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take a lot of creatine pills, get cancer on the wrong places, socks cover half of your calves, oakley on the nose and square chin from growth hormone, two bodyguards when racing, nike shoes, ergo handlebars.

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1. Start out as a triathelete then change to cycling full time
2. Crush the competition with a cocky attitude.
3. Conquer a deadly disease
4. Go back to Euroupe and dominate a French tour 7 years in a row

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charlestarmac wrote:
1. Start out as a triathelete then change to cycling full time
2. Crush the competition with a cocky attitude.
3. Conquer a deadly disease
4. Go back to Euroupe and dominate a French tour 7 years in a row

5. if anything goes wrong way, it is the doing of some jealous unwashen frenchie

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2. You shall NEVER, under any circumstances, wear plain black spandex shorts or any team kit containing non-prominent Logo's.
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Use of the word spandex renders the entire list redundant as clearly it was created by an American, so regardless of the rest of the content it unfortunately cannot be adhered to. Everyone knows Americans will never be "pro". Shame really.


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Mile Ditch wrote:
jay cee wrote:
2. You shall NEVER, under any circumstances, wear plain black spandex shorts or any team kit containing non-prominent Logo's.
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Use of the word spandex renders the entire list redundant as clearly it was created by an American, so regardless of the rest of the content it unfortunately cannot be adhered to. Everyone knows Americans will never be "pro". Shame really.


One thing to say about Americans never being "pro"
Seven years in a row.

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Mile Ditch wrote:
jay cee wrote:
2. You shall NEVER, under any circumstances, wear plain black spandex shorts or any team kit containing non-prominent Logo's.
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Use of the word spandex renders the entire list redundant as clearly it was created by an American, so regardless of the rest of the content it unfortunately cannot be adhered to. Everyone knows Americans will never be "pro". Shame really.


When was the last time a dude from Pomgolia/South of the Border was in the top 10 in the Tour? Or took a stage win?


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charlestarmac wrote:
Mile Ditch wrote:
jay cee wrote:
2. You shall NEVER, under any circumstances, wear plain black spandex shorts or any team kit containing non-prominent Logo's.
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Use of the word spandex renders the entire list redundant as clearly it was created by an American, so regardless of the rest of the content it unfortunately cannot be adhered to. Everyone knows Americans will never be "pro". Shame really.


One thing to say about Americans never being "pro"
Seven years in a row.


Sorry, my Euro attitude meant I suddenly got more interested in the Giro from 1999 to about the time they announced Floyd's positive result :)


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When was the last time a dude from Pomgolia took a stage win?

2003


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I think the MOST IMPORTANT rule is missing:

#56 or so: Valve caps are absolutely forbidden. Riding with valve caps is about the worst offence known.


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martin wrote:
charlestarmac wrote:
1. Start out as a triathelete then change to cycling full time
2. Crush the competition with a cocky attitude.
3. Conquer a deadly disease
4. Go back to Euroupe and dominate a French tour 7 years in a row

5. if anything goes wrong way, it is the doing of some jealous unwashen frenchie


6. date skanks.


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behindthepack wrote:
I think the MOST IMPORTANT rule is missing:

#56 or so: Valve caps are absolutely forbidden. Riding with valve caps is about the worst offence known.


what's a valve cap?


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DocRay wrote:
behindthepack wrote:
I think the MOST IMPORTANT rule is missing:

#56 or so: Valve caps are absolutely forbidden. Riding with valve caps is about the worst offence known.


what's a valve cap?


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us cycling code of conduct :

try to follow the euro code as much as possible

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- 57 Riding with a non carbon shoe is totally forbidden,one can only ride
with Sidi, the penalty is that you have to ride the next stage on
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charlestarmac wrote:
One thing to say about Americans never being "pro"
Seven years in a row.

Even with eight years in a row and then eight more Americans can't be "pro". There's certainly some who follow the code of conduct pretty well but still...no...

And...Sidi shoes are for "Forza Italia" guys.

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