Amusing hashtag developing on Twitter #newliggettisms

What Phil and Paul might say if their commentary was based on reality...

Though 140 chars is a bit limiting, so I thought we could start our own version here.

Here's your starter for 10:

Paul: He's having to dig really deep into the suitcase of courage here, Phil.

Phil: Absolutely, Paul. That's because he's looking for the EPO phials and testosterone patches that are hidden in amongst the socks at the bottom there.

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