What Phil and Paul might say if their commentary was based on reality...
Though 140 chars is a bit limiting, so I thought we could start our own version here.
Here's your starter for 10:
Paul: He's having to dig really deep into the suitcase of courage here, Phil.
Phil: Absolutely, Paul. That's because he's looking for the EPO phials and testosterone patches that are hidden in amongst the socks at the bottom there.
