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 Post subject: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:48 pm 
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How can a bike be sexy? It's a bike! Not something I ever want to get intimate with .Yet we always get threads where people say this bike is sexy. Do any of you out there call your bike a girls name or boys if you swing the other way. For instance when your riding down a fast hill do you say "steady there susie , not too fast" A bike can be beautiful but I don't want to sleep with it or do any funny buisness.
It always sounds a bit weird to me. Perhaps there are a few who spend to much time in the shed alone.
I say no to sexy bikes.
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 Post subject: Re: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:52 pm 
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It is a figure of speech. Don't take it so seriously.

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 Post subject: Re: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:56 pm 
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:lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:00 pm 
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This is why we have so many fat dentist type guys riding today.
Lets go back to lugged steel, 39x21, and non index and weed out these golfers.


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 Post subject: Re: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:01 am 
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Well my bike is a, well, 'bike'. She's a great ride and I call her "Honey".
She's a tease though. It's high time I got her one of those saddles with a vagina.
Maybe we could make little bikelets with bionic shifting.

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 Post subject: Re: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:19 pm 
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I've had complete strangers tell me that my TT bike was sexy... in fact had one rather attractive Latin looking lady describe it as 'sexy as hell'... unfortunately none of these nice people have ever used the same words when describing yours truly.... :(

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 Post subject: Re: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:38 am 
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sleepingmenace wrote:
I've had complete strangers tell me that my TT bike was sexy... in fact had one rather attractive Latin looking lady describe it as 'sexy as hell'... unfortunately none of these nice people have ever used the same words when describing yours truly.... :(


That is a sad story... but not quite as sad as what bob wrote above your post... :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:15 am 
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Admittedly, Bobs post did take a few steps over the funny/disturbing line and well into the 'is-this-person-safe-to-have-out-on-our-streets' territory. .. made me feel much better about not being 'sexy as hell'...

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 Post subject: Re: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:17 am 
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I have an old girlfriend who used to find the fluted top tube of my Steel Colnago Technos genuinely erotic !

Mmm those were the days.


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 Post subject: Re: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:21 am 
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I know which one I think is sexy...you make your choice?

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 Post subject: Re: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:57 am 
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Wingnut wrote:
I know which one I think is sexy...you make your choice?

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Original Shamals shod with Veloflex....drools.


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 Post subject: Re: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:46 am 
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Not sexy, The saddle is not period correct.


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 Post subject: Re: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:26 am 
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racermech wrote:
Not sexy, The saddle is not period correct.


ROFL!

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 Post subject: Re: Bikes are sexy?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:30 am 
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goddamn that was funny


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